CHRISTMAS IN LAS VEGAS by Richard Cheese Christmas in Las Vegas Decorate your tree with chips Let's roll a yo beneath the mistletoe While that angel strips Rudolph sold the sled, now he's betting on red In a casino made out of gingerbread Christmas in Las Vegas It's a trip! The wise men are rolling sevens The elves are doubling down Light a candle, and pull the handle I love that jingling sound Every showgirl and boy ride in a sleigh of joy Pulled by eight tiny tigers eating Siegfried & Roy Christmas in Las Vegas What a town! Santa brought me two aces I wonder if I should split? Hey waitress, bring me a drink, while I think What would Jesus hit? The strip lights are all twinkling There's no room at the inn But because 'tis the season They'll comp a suite for Mary at the Wynn! Christmas in Las Vegas It's Bethlehem with Bling! Let's hope the dealer brings four newborn kings 'Cause my baby needs a brand new pair of five golden rings Christmas in Las Vegas really swings! Cha cha cha ching I said Christmas in Las Vegas really swings! CHRISTMAS IN LAS VEGAS by RICHARD CHEESE & LOUNGE AGAINST THE MACHINE from the album "SILENT NIGHTCLUB" WRITTEN BY MARK JONATHAN DAVIS PUBLISHED BY IDEATOWNUSA RECORDINGS (ASCAP) (C) COPYRIGHT 2006 IDEATOWN ENTERTAINMENT / SURFDOG RECORDS www.richardcheese.com