CHRISTMAS IN LAS VEGAS by Richard Cheese

Christmas in Las Vegas
Decorate your tree with chips
Let's roll a yo beneath the mistletoe
While that angel strips

Rudolph sold the sled, now he's betting on red
In a casino made out of gingerbread
Christmas in Las Vegas
It's a trip!

The wise men are rolling sevens
The elves are doubling down
Light a candle, and pull the handle
I love that jingling sound

Every showgirl and boy ride in a sleigh of joy
Pulled by eight tiny tigers eating Siegfried & Roy
Christmas in Las Vegas
What a town!

Santa brought me two aces
I wonder if I should split?
Hey waitress, bring me a drink, while I think
What would Jesus hit?

The strip lights are all twinkling
There's no room at the inn
But because 'tis the season
They'll comp a suite for Mary at the Wynn!

Christmas in Las Vegas
It's Bethlehem with Bling!

Let's hope the dealer brings four newborn kings
'Cause my baby needs a brand new pair of five golden rings

Christmas in Las Vegas really swings!
Cha cha cha ching

I said Christmas in Las Vegas really swings!

CHRISTMAS IN LAS VEGAS by RICHARD CHEESE & LOUNGE AGAINST THE MACHINE
from the album "SILENT NIGHTCLUB"
WRITTEN BY MARK JONATHAN DAVIS
PUBLISHED BY IDEATOWNUSA RECORDINGS (ASCAP)
(C) COPYRIGHT 2006 IDEATOWN ENTERTAINMENT / SURFDOG RECORDS
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