"Cocktails with Santa" (2013)

by Richard Cheese

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    RICHARD CHEESE "COCKTAILS WITH SANTA" (2013), ALL-NEW ALBUM OF 11 SWINGIN' HOLIDAY CLASSICS, recorded in Santa's workshop at the North Pole!!
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    includes a new 2013 version of "CHRISTMAS IN LAS VEGAS"!
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    NEW!
    "RICHARD CHEESE: COCKTAILS WITH SANTA"
    released 5 November 2013!
    ALL-NEW 2013 ALBUM OF SWINGIN' CHRISTMAS CLASSICS!
    11 NEW TRACKS!
    Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine present an all-new album of holiday songs, recorded in Santa's workshop at the North Pole!
    'TIS THE SEASON TO BE SWANKY!
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    CD mailed to U.S. addresses only. THIS CD IS OUT OF PRINT. These are the last few CDs left. These are COLLECTOR'S ITEMS, that is why they're priced outrageously high. Once they're gone, they're gone forever.
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    "Cocktails With Santa" includes 12 swingin' holiday songs and it is rated G, fun for the whole family!
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    RICHARD CHEESE "COCKTAILS WITH SANTA"
    TRACK LIST
    01 JINGLE BELLS
    02 WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
    03 CHRISTMAS IN LAS VEGAS 2013 (new version!)
    04 O CHRISTMAS TREE
    05 THE DREIDEL SONG
    06 DECK THE HALLS
    07 GREENSLEEVES (INSTRUMENTAL)
    08 HANNUKAH IN LAS VEGAS (new original song!)
    09 COCKTAILS WITH SANTA
    10 AULD LANG SYNE
    11 LITTLE DRUMMER BOY
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    ...including...
    An all-new 2013 recording of RC's original song "CHRISTMAS IN LAS VEGAS" and a new version titled "HANNUKAH IN LAS VEGAS"!
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    Swankify the season!
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RICHARD CHEESE "COCKTAILS WITH SANTA" (2013), ALL-NEW ALBUM OF 11 SWINGIN' HOLIDAY CLASSICS, recorded in Santa's workshop at the North Pole!!
..... ..... .....
includes a new 2013 version of "CHRISTMAS IN LAS VEGAS"!
..... ..... .....
Buy Digital Album Download, or Autographed CD!
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NEW!
"RICHARD CHEESE: COCKTAILS WITH SANTA"
released 5 November 2013!
..... ..... .....
ALL-NEW 2013 ALBUM OF SWINGIN' CHRISTMAS CLASSICS!
..... ..... .....
11 NEW TRACKS!
..... ..... .....
Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine present an all-new album of holiday songs, recorded in Santa's workshop at the North Pole!
..... ..... .....
'TIS THE SEASON TO BE SWANKY!
..... ..... .....
CD mailed to U.S. addresses only. THIS CD IS OUT OF PRINT. These are the last few CDs left. These are COLLECTOR'S ITEMS, that is why they're priced outrageously high. Once they're gone, they're gone forever.
..... ..... .....
"Cocktails With Santa" includes 12 swingin' holiday songs and it is rated G, fun for the whole family!
..... ..... .....
RICHARD CHEESE "COCKTAILS WITH SANTA"
TRACK LIST
01 JINGLE BELLS
02 WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
03 CHRISTMAS IN LAS VEGAS 2013 (new version!)
04 O CHRISTMAS TREE
05 THE DREIDEL SONG
06 DECK THE HALLS
07 GREENSLEEVES (INSTRUMENTAL)
08 HANNUKAH IN LAS VEGAS (new original song!)
09 COCKTAILS WITH SANTA
10 AULD LANG SYNE
11 LITTLE DRUMMER BOY
..... ..... .....
...including...
An all-new 2013 recording of RC's original song "CHRISTMAS IN LAS VEGAS" and a new version titled "HANNUKAH IN LAS VEGAS"!
..... ..... .....
Swankify the season!

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released November 5, 2013

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Richard Cheese Las Vegas, Nevada

America's loudest lounge singer Richard Cheese performs swingin' Vegas versions of rock and rap songs, "swankifying" popular Top40 hits into retro vocal standards. Imagine Sinatra singing Nirvana, and you've got Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine. Since 2000, Cheese has released 20 albums and sold more than 200,000 CDs. Viva La Queso! INFO: www.richardcheese.com
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Track Name: Christmas In Las Vegas (New 2013 Version!)
CHRISTMAS IN LAS VEGAS 2013
by Richard Cheese

Christmas in Las Vegas
Decorate your tree with chips
Let's roll a yo beneath the mistletoe
While that angel strips

Rudolph sold the sled, now he's betting on red
In a casino made out of gingerbread
Christmas in Las Vegas
It's a trip!

The wise men are rolling sevens
The elves are doubling down
Light a candle, and pull the handle
I love that jingling sound

Every showgirl and boy ride in a sleigh of joy
Pulled by eight tiny tigers eating Siegfried & Roy
Christmas in Las Vegas
What a town!

Santa brought me two aces
I wonder if I should split?
Hey waitress, bring me a drink, while I think
What would Jesus hit?

The strip lights are all twinkling
There's no room at the inn
But because 'tis the season
They'll comp a suite for Mary at the Wynn!

Christmas in Las Vegas
It's Bethlehem with Bling!

Let's hope the dealer brings four newborn kings
'Cause my baby needs a brand new pair of five golden rings

Christmas in Las Vegas really swings!
Cha cha cha ching

I said Christmas in Las Vegas
Really really swings!

CHRISTMAS IN LAS VEGAS (original song by RICHARD CHEESE) written by Mark Jonathan Davis, published by IdeatownUSA Recordings (ASCAP), (C) Copyright 2006, 2013 Ideatown Entertainment / MJD.
Track Name: Hannukah In Las Vegas (original song by Richard Cheese)
HANNUKAH IN LAS VEGAS
by Richard Cheese

Hannukah in Las Vegas
It's a festival of neon lights
Bet a dollar, and eat some challah
The strip is kosher tonight

There's a menorah, on the Tropicana
And a stripper wearing just a yarmulke
Hannukah in Las Vegas
Eight swingin' nights

The Baruch Atah Adonai blessing
Is sung by a showgirl choir
When it's time to light the candles each night
Penn & Teller set them on fire

All the yentas make stops, at the Forum Shops
And the tzimmes is made with Carrot Tops
Hannukah in Las Vegas
Try the lambchops

(Aleph, Bet, Gimel, Dalet)
Moses went to the Luxor
To shoot craps with Pharaoh
As he rolled the dice, he said real nice
Let my people Yo!

The cantors are playing poker
They use chocolate coins for chips
All the rabbis bet, on dreidel roulette
And the casino moyel takes tips

Hannukah in Las Vegas
It's a real gelt trip!

Well, the shamash here is The Stratosphere
And David Copperfield makes the latkes disappear

Hannukah in Las Vegas
Mazeltov
Sammy's watching from above

I said Hannukah in Las Vegas
What's not to love


HANNUKAH IN LAS VEGAS (original song by RICHARD CHEESE) written by Mark Jonathan Davis, published by IdeatownUSA Recordings (ASCAP), (C) Copyright 2006, 2013 Ideatown Entertainment / MJD.
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