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Jingle Bells
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CHRISTMAS IN LAS VEGAS 2013
by Richard Cheese
Christmas in Las Vegas
Decorate your tree with chips
Let's roll a yo beneath the mistletoe
While that angel strips
Rudolph sold the sled, now he's betting on red
In a casino made out of gingerbread
Christmas in Las Vegas
It's a trip!
The wise men are rolling sevens
The elves are doubling down
Light a candle, and pull the handle
I love that jingling sound
Every showgirl and boy ride in a sleigh of joy
Pulled by eight tiny tigers eating Siegfried & Roy
Christmas in Las Vegas
What a town!
Santa brought me two aces
I wonder if I should split?
Hey waitress, bring me a drink, while I think
What would Jesus hit?
The strip lights are all twinkling
There's no room at the inn
But because 'tis the season
They'll comp a suite for Mary at the Wynn!
Christmas in Las Vegas
It's Bethlehem with Bling!
Let's hope the dealer brings four newborn kings
'Cause my baby needs a brand new pair of five golden rings
Christmas in Las Vegas really swings!
Cha cha cha ching
I said Christmas in Las Vegas
Really really swings!
CHRISTMAS IN LAS VEGAS (original song by RICHARD CHEESE) written by Mark Jonathan Davis, published by IdeatownUSA Recordings (ASCAP), (C) Copyright 2006, 2013 Ideatown Entertainment / MJD.
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O Christmas Tree
01:43
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The Dreidel Song
02:06
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Deck The Halls
01:24
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Hannukah In Las Vegas
02:28
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HANNUKAH IN LAS VEGAS
by Richard Cheese
Hannukah in Las Vegas
It's a festival of neon lights
Bet a dollar, and eat some challah
The strip is kosher tonight
There's a menorah, on the Tropicana
And a stripper wearing just a yarmulke
Hannukah in Las Vegas
Eight swingin' nights
The Baruch Atah Adonai blessing
Is sung by a showgirl choir
When it's time to light the candles each night
Penn & Teller set them on fire
All the yentas make stops, at the Forum Shops
And the tzimmes is made with Carrot Tops
Hannukah in Las Vegas
Try the lambchops
(Aleph, Bet, Gimel, Dalet)
Moses went to the Luxor
To shoot craps with Pharaoh
As he rolled the dice, he said real nice
Let my people Yo!
The cantors are playing poker
They use chocolate coins for chips
All the rabbis bet, on dreidel roulette
And the casino moyel takes tips
Hannukah in Las Vegas
It's a real gelt trip!
Well, the shamash here is The Stratosphere
And David Copperfield makes the latkes disappear
Hannukah in Las Vegas
Mazeltov
Sammy's watching from above
I said Hannukah in Las Vegas
What's not to love
HANNUKAH IN LAS VEGAS (original song by RICHARD CHEESE) written by Mark Jonathan Davis, published by IdeatownUSA Recordings (ASCAP), (C) Copyright 2006, 2013 Ideatown Entertainment / MJD.
www.richardcheese.com
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Cocktails With Santa
05:45
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Auld Lang Syne
01:38
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Little Drummer Boy
03:14
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Richard Cheese Las Vegas, Nevada
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America's loudest lounge singer Richard Cheese performs swingin' Vegas versions
of rock and rap songs, "swankifying" popular Top40 hits into retro vocal standards. Since 2000, Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine have released 30 albums and sold millions of CDs/LPs/downloads. Viva La Queso! INFO: www.richardcheese.com
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