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The Number Of The Beast
02:57
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Thank U Next
02:12
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It Was A Good Day
01:57
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Shitty Show
01:25
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Savage
02:10
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Old Town Road
01:35
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Bad Guy
02:23
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"BABY STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME"
by Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine
Is your pulse racing? Do your toes curl?
Is your temperature rising? I've got bad news girl
You have the most beautiful face I've ever seen
But statistically you've probably got Covid19
So baby stay the fuck away from me
I have a passion for distancing socially
And as much as I love you, I'm gonna keep upwind of you
Baby stay the fuck away from me
I miss your soft kisses and your tender embraces
But we can't 69 with masks on our faces
I long to suck your spit and put my fingers in your mouth like I used to do
But speaking clinically that would put me in the ICU
So baby stay the fuck away from me
Or else you'll be my ex permanently
And as much as I love you, I'm fine with just a picture of you
Baby stay the fuck away from me
You know that I love you, when I masturbate I'll be thinking of you
Baby stay the fuck away from me
(C) Copyright 2020 Richard Cheese / Mark Jonathan Davis / World Art Supply
Lyrics by Mark Jonathan Davis
Music by Mark Jonathan Davis & Noel Melanio
Published by IdeatownUSA Recordings (ASCAP)
lyrics.markjonathandavis.com
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Truth Hurts
02:17
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Fuck The World
02:22
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Baby Shark
01:59
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Eye Of The Tiger
02:01
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HBD (Live in Las Vegas)
00:17
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Vegas On My Mind
02:21
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VEGAS ON MY MIND
by Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine
"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, I'm Richard Cheese, thank you. You know, I've been dreaming about a little town out Nevada way. And even when I can't be there, I still think about it every day...."
Every day my brain goes on a trip
All roads lead me to the strip
You say potato, I say chips
I've got Vegas on my mind
I only buy cherries in a set of three
A baby diaper means craps to me
Adele's 21 album? That's blackjack! See?
I've got Vegas on my mind
I watch "Full House," I shop at Ace Hardware
And every 7-Eleven is nice
When I see an onion
My immediate thought is dice
A plastic fork dispenser is a slot machine
My salads are Caesars, I wear Lucky Jeans
And that's where you'll find a hard seventeen
I've got Vegas on my mind
(instrumental break)
When I see a hubcap I think roulette
The elevator buttons are a keno bet
And there's a royal flush in my toilet
I've got Vegas on my mind
My chest X-ray shows prime ribs
I've got a Flamingo in my yard
My fireplace has a poker
And when I can't fall asleep, I count cards
I'll buy a cozy casino just for me and you
I can't wait to see that deluxe strip view
Tonight my credit score is 702
I've got Vegas on my mind
I've got an itch
To get rich
I've got Vegas on my mind
--
(C) Copyright 2020 Richard Cheese / Mark Jonathan Davis / World Art Supply
Lyrics by Mark Jonathan Davis
Music by Noel Melanio & Mark Jonathan Davis
Published by IdeatownUSA Recordings (ASCAP)
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Darling Nikki
01:43
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I Was Drunk
01:04
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I WAS DRUNK by Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine
I was drunk when I wrote this
I was drunk when I wrote this
I was drunk when I wrote this
I wrote this song when I was drunk
I was drunk when I sang this
I was drunk when I sang this
I was drunk when I sang this
I sang this when I was drunk
I was drunk when I released this
I was drunk when I released this
I was drunk when I released this
I released this because I was drunk
You were drunk when you bought this
You were drunk when you bought this
You were drunk when you bought this
When you bought this you must have been drunk
I wrote this when I was drunk
Lyrics by Mark Jonathan Davis
Music by Noel Melanio & Mark Jonathan Davis
Published by IdeatownUSA Recordings (ASCAP)
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Richard Cheese Las Vegas, Nevada
Webstore: shop.richardcheese.com
America's loudest lounge singer Richard Cheese performs swingin' Vegas versions
of rock and rap songs, "swankifying" popular Top40 hits into retro vocal standards. Since 2000, Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine have released 30 albums and sold millions of CDs/LPs/downloads. Viva La Queso! INFO: www.richardcheese.com
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