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Let's Lounge
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Richard Cheese's 2011 CD "A Lounge Supreme" features another all-new ORIGINAL song written by Richard Cheese, "LET'S LOUNGE." Here are the lyrics:
LET'S LOUNGE by Richard Cheese
Well, there's trouble brewin' all around
Crime is up and the dollar's down
The sea is black and the air is brown
And the meter is in the red
Here's the message I'm deliverin'
If this mean old world that we're livin' in
Makes you feel like givin' in
Well I say, yes, go ahead!
Let's Lounge, that's my battle cry
Let's Lounge, don't even try
Let's Lounge, no more thinkin'
Let's Lounge, just keep drinkin'
Leave your troubles laying around
Get up, Sit down, and Let's Lounge
Your beer is warm and your steak is cool
You're losing sleep and you're failing school
Your immediate supervisor is a tool
Life can drive you up the wall
You starve and strive and slave and sweat
You try so hard, but nowhere you get
But do not fight, and do not fret
Why stand when you can fall?
Let's Lounge, drop the ball
Let's Lounge, cancel that wakeup call
Let's Lounge, life can be fair
Let's Lounge, if you don't care
Leave your troubles laying around
Get up, Sit down, and Let's Lounge
Everyone's after that pot of gold
But I bet it weighs a ton
It may be customary to seek a bowl of cherries
But fill mine with Ketel One
So if your lady's loose and your money's tight
If you're in a tunnel without a light
Here's a phrase for you to recite
But don't bother singin' it right
Let's Lounge, fill up your glass
Let's Lounge, get on your ass
Let's Lounge, buy three TV's
Let's Lounge, listen to Richard Cheese
Leave your troubles laying around
Get up, Sit down, and Let's Lounge
Give your worries the brush and we'll paint the town
Get up, Sit down and Let's Lounge
LET'S LOUNGE by RICHARD CHEESE & LOUNGE AGAINST THE MACHINE
from the album "A LOUNGE SUPREME"
WRITTEN BY MARK JONATHAN DAVIS & NOEL MELANIO
PUBLISHED BY IDEATOWNUSA RECORDINGS AND ASIAN BOSS MUSIC (ASCAP)
(C) COPYRIGHT 2009 IDEATOWN ENTERTAINMENT / RICHARD CHEESE / MJD
www.richardcheese.com
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"DRINK TO HAWAII" SONG LYRICS
DRINK TO HAWAII
Written by Mark Jonathan Davis and Sage Guyton.
Published by IdeatownUSA Recordings (ASCAP).
© Copyright 2009 Mark Jonathan Davis / Johnny Aloha
I've been thirsting for an island vacation
But I can't afford the airline reservation
So I'll use my imagination
To make the trip come true,
I'll take a sip or two
Of tropical libation...
I'll take a Chi Chi, to Waikiki
And a Zombie, to Ka'anapaali
I'll use a Mai Tai, to get to Kauai
I'll ride a Hurricane, to Lanikai
I'll drink a Lava Flow,
And dream of old Hilo
Make it a Blue Hawaiian
'Cause I'm not in Waimanalo
Oh yes, I guess that I'll just drink to Hawaii
And taste paradise on my lips
Oh well, I think I'll have to drink to Hawaii
Since I can't afford the trips
I'll fly a Pina Colada, to Ala Moana
And a Bahama Mama, to Ka'a'awa
A Planters Punch, to Hanauma Bay
I'll go with Dr. Funk, to the Hana Highway
Thanks to a Scorpion Bowl,
I'll see the Halona Blow Hole
And with a Pineapple Passion,
I'll meet a gal from Dole
Oh yes, I guess that I'll just drink to Hawaii
And taste paradise on my lips
I think I'll have to drink to Hawaii
Since I can't afford the trips
To Kapalua there's a Puka Puka carrying me
I'll climb Diamond Head with a Daiquiri
I'll sail a Navy Grog to Pearl City
I'll take a Lychee Martini to my Molokini wahine
Oh yes, I guess I'll have to drink to Hawaii
And taste paradise on my lips
I say let's all drink to Hawaii
Since we can't afford the trips
Oh no I can't afford the trips
Since I can't afford the trips
I'll drink to Hawaii
DRINK TO HAWAII by JOHNNY ALOHA
from the album "JOHNNY ALOHA: LAVAPALOOZA"
Written by Mark Jonathan Davis and Sage Guyton.
Published by IdeatownUSA Recordings (ASCAP).
© Copyright 2009 Johnny Aloha / Ideatown Entertainment / MJD
Johnny Aloha is a trademark. All rights reserved.
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"I Love Boobies"
by Richard Cheese
Lyrics by Kristen Wiig, Annie Mumolo, and Mark Jonathan Davis.
"Good evening! I'm Richard Cheese, thank you.
here's a little tune i wrote with my bosom buddies Barb & Star..."
What I really, really love as I
Look around this place
Are all the sets of boobies
And I want them in my face
"Hello boobies!"
I love boobies
I love gazongas
I love knockers
And chimichangas
I love melons, and bon-bons, and winnebagos
I'll take a big chest of shirt potatoes
'Cause I love boobs
(piano solo)
I love boobies
I love ti-ti's
A couple yabbos
And dos chi-chi's
Jumblies and jigglers, fun bags and cans
If you've got a breast, let me give you a hand
Hooters and jugs and galactic probes
This song should win at least two Golden Globes
'Cause I love boobs
And irish draperies
I love boobs
I'm talkin' ta-ta's
I love boobs
I'm bonkers for honkers
I love boobs
Thanks for the mammaries
I love boobs!
© Copyright 2021 Lionsgate / Coverage Records / Richard Cheese / Mark Jonathan Davis
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CHRISTMAS IN LAS VEGAS 2013
by Richard Cheese
Christmas in Las Vegas
Decorate your tree with chips
Let's roll a yo beneath the mistletoe
While that angel strips
Rudolph sold the sled, now he's betting on red
In a casino made out of gingerbread
Christmas in Las Vegas
It's a trip!
The wise men are rolling sevens
The elves are doubling down
Light a candle, and pull the handle
I love that jingling sound
Every showgirl and boy ride in a sleigh of joy
Pulled by eight tiny tigers eating Siegfried & Roy
Christmas in Las Vegas
What a town!
Santa brought me two aces
I wonder if I should split?
Hey waitress, bring me a drink, while I think
What would Jesus hit?
The strip lights are all twinkling
There's no room at the inn
But because 'tis the season
They'll comp a suite for Mary at the Wynn!
Christmas in Las Vegas
It's Bethlehem with Bling!
Let's hope the dealer brings four newborn kings
'Cause my baby needs a brand new pair of five golden rings
Christmas in Las Vegas really swings!
Cha cha cha ching
I said Christmas in Las Vegas
Really really swings!
CHRISTMAS IN LAS VEGAS (original song by RICHARD CHEESE) written by Mark Jonathan Davis, published by IdeatownUSA Recordings (ASCAP), (C) Copyright 2006, 2013 Ideatown Entertainment / MJD.
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The Friday Song
02:32
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THE FRIDAY SONG
by Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine
written by Rob Izenberg and Mark Jonathan Davis
Monday I've got the go to work blues
By Tuesday my job makes me want to snooze
Wednesday the boss starts busting my hump
And Thursday I'm in that work week slump
But on Friday when the whistle blows at five
It means the weekend has finally arrived
Oh Friday (Friday!)
Thank God you're here (Thank God, Thank God you're here!)
You're better than Christmas
You're my favorite day of the year
"Here's a verse for the kids..."
Five days a week I sit in school
Gettin' a daily dose of the golden rule
I try to stay awake so I will pass
But those teachers are a pain in the class
So on Friday when they ring that final bell
I'm ready to raise some h-e-l-l
Oh Friday (Friday!)
Thank God you're here (Thank God, Thank God you're here!)
You're better than Christmas
You're my favorite day of the year
Yeah, St. Patty's is fun, and so is Turkey Day
And I'm a big fan of Superbowl Sunday
But keep your Valentines, Halloweens, and Fourths of July
The best D-A-Y starts with F-R-I
So when the real world starts gettin' me down
I think of that day that's comin' around
Friday is here to set me free
It's the greatest day in history
If you want the weekend to get here soon
Listen to Richard Cheese and sing this tune
Oh Friday (Friday!)
Thank God you're here (Thank God, Thank God you're here!)
You're better than Christmas
You're my favorite day of the year
It's not Monday (not Wednesday!)
Not Tuesday (not Sunday!)
Not Wednesday (not Tuesday!)
Not Thursday (not Monday!)
It's Friday (Friday!)
Thank God you're here
It's not New Year's, or Earth Day
It's better than payday and your birthday
It's Friday (Friday!)
Thank God you're here
(Friday!)
"The Friday Song" lyrics by Rob Izenberg and Mark Jonathan Davis, music by
Rob Izenberg, published by 660AM MUSIC (ASCAP) and IDEATOWNUSA RECORDINGS
(ASCAP), (C) Copyright 2015 Richard Cheese / Mark Jonathan Davis.
lyrics.markjonathandavis.com
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Vaccine Daddy
03:11
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VACCINE DADDY
Lyrics by Mark Jonathan Davis
Music by Noel Melanio & Mark Jonathan Davis
HEY BABY HAS THE VIRUS GOT YOU AFRAID
MASKS YOU'VE WORN AND HOME YOU'VE STAYED
IF THE PANDEMIC HAS GOT YOU LONESOME AND BLUE
WELL HONEY I'VE GOT THE REMEDY FOR YOU
OTHER BOYS MIGHT BUY YOU DIAMONDS AND PEARLS
BUT I KNOW WHAT'S ON THE MIND OF ALL THE GIRLS
I HAVE SOMETHING YOU NEED, I'VE GOT WHAT YOU WANT
LET THE REST STAND IN LINE, I'LL GET YOU TO THE FRONT
I'M YOUR VACCINE DADDY
I'VE GOT THE CONNECTIONS
VACCINE DADDY
TO GET YOU YOUR INJECTIONS
VACCINE DADDY
I'M GONNA TREAT ALL YOUR TROUBLES
VACCINE DADDY
AND HEY MY DOSES ARE DOUBLES
NO MORE NIGHTS OF ISOLATION
YOU'RE GONNA DIG MY BIG INOCULATION
VACCINE DADDY
LET ME EXAMINE YOU AND CHECK IF YOU'RE WARM
I CAN SEE YOU'VE PROPERLY FILLED OUT YOUR FORM
TAKE OFF YOUR COAT AND ROLL UP YOUR SHIRT
ALL THE GALS WILL TELL YOU THAT IT DOESN'T HURT
MY SHARP IS SHARP, MY SYRINGE GOES DEEP
MY HYPODERMIC'S LONGER THAN A CVS RECEIPT
I'VE GOT A LITTLE PAD WITH SOME ALCOHOL
AND ONCE MY NEEDLE'S IN, IN LOVE YOU'LL FALL
WITH YOUR VACCINE DADDY
YOUR SYMPTOMS WON'T WORSEN
YOUR VACCINE DADDY
AFTER SOME OF MY NURSIN'
YOUR VACCINE DADDY
NO ONE'S BETTER
VACCINE DADDY
WITH A SUPER SPREADER
TONIGHT PLEASE INVITE ME UP YOUR SLEEVE
IF YOU'RE ANTI-VAX, I'LL MAKE YOU BELIEVE
VACCINE DADDY
I'M GONNA JAB YOU, AND STICK YOU
AND POKE YOU, AND PRICK YOU
I'VE GOT A LOLLIPOP YOU CAN LICK, TOO
AND I BROUGHT A LITTLE BAND-AID FOR YOUR SHOULDER TO STICK TO
PFIZER? I HARDLY KNOW HER!
GET A LOAD OF MY JOHNSON & JOHNSON!
NOW LISTEN UP BABY IF YOU LIKED WHAT YOU GOT
THEN COME AGAIN FOR ANOTHER SHOT
AND BRING ALL YOUR GIRLFRIENDS, I'LL FIND THEM A SLOT
I KEEP MY VIALS COLD AND MY PATIENTS HOT
HE'S YOUR VACCINE DADDY
I'LL TURN ON THE CHARM
YOUR VACCINE DADDY
FOR YOUR UPPER ARM
HE'S YOUR VACCINE DADDY
WE'LL BE IMMUNIZIN'
VACCINE DADDY
TIL THE SUN IS RISIN'
MY DIAGNOSIS IS I LOVE YOU A LOT
AND YOUR INJECTION SITE IS MY FAVORITE SPOT
VACCINE DADDY
--
VACCINE DADDY LYRICS BY MARK JONATHAN DAVIS; MUSIC BY NOEL MELANIO AND MARK JONATHAN DAVIS; PUBLISHED BY IDEATOWN U.S.A. RECORDINGS (ASCAP).
FOR MORE ORIGINAL SONGS, VISIT LYRICS.MARKJONATHANDAVIS.COM
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"BABY STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME"
by Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine
Is your pulse racing? Do your toes curl?
Is your temperature rising? I've got bad news girl
You have the most beautiful face I've ever seen
But statistically you've probably got Covid19
So baby stay the fuck away from me
I have a passion for distancing socially
And as much as I love you, I'm gonna keep upwind of you
Baby stay the fuck away from me
I miss your soft kisses and your tender embraces
But we can't 69 with masks on our faces
I long to suck your spit and put my fingers in your mouth like I used to do
But speaking clinically that would put me in the ICU
So baby stay the fuck away from me
Or else you'll be my ex permanently
And as much as I love you, I'm fine with just a picture of you
Baby stay the fuck away from me
You know that I love you, when I masturbate I'll be thinking of you
Baby stay the fuck away from me
(C) Copyright 2020 Richard Cheese / Mark Jonathan Davis / World Art Supply
Lyrics by Mark Jonathan Davis
Music by Mark Jonathan Davis & Noel Melanio
Published by IdeatownUSA Recordings (ASCAP)
lyrics.markjonathandavis.com
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Vegas On My Mind
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VEGAS ON MY MIND
by Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine
"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, I'm Richard Cheese, thank you. You know, I've been dreaming about a little town out Nevada way. And even when I can't be there, I still think about it every day...."
Every day my brain goes on a trip
All roads lead me to the strip
You say potato, I say chips
I've got Vegas on my mind
I only buy cherries in a set of three
A baby diaper means craps to me
Adele's 21 album? That's blackjack! See?
I've got Vegas on my mind
I watch "Full House," I shop at Ace Hardware
And every 7-Eleven is nice
When I see an onion
My immediate thought is dice
A plastic fork dispenser is a slot machine
My salads are Caesars, I wear Lucky Jeans
And that's where you'll find a hard seventeen
I've got Vegas on my mind
(instrumental break)
When I see a hubcap I think roulette
The elevator buttons are a keno bet
And there's a royal flush in my toilet
I've got Vegas on my mind
My chest X-ray shows prime ribs
I've got a Flamingo in my yard
My fireplace has a poker
And when I can't fall asleep, I count cards
I'll buy a cozy casino just for me and you
I can't wait to see that deluxe strip view
Tonight my credit score is 702
I've got Vegas on my mind
I've got an itch
To get rich
I've got Vegas on my mind
--
(C) Copyright 2020 Richard Cheese / Mark Jonathan Davis / World Art Supply
Lyrics by Mark Jonathan Davis
Music by Noel Melanio & Mark Jonathan Davis
Published by IdeatownUSA Recordings (ASCAP)
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Hannukah In Las Vegas
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HANNUKAH IN LAS VEGAS
by Richard Cheese
Hannukah in Las Vegas
It's a festival of neon lights
Bet a dollar, and eat some challah
The strip is kosher tonight
There's a menorah, on the Tropicana
And a stripper wearing just a yarmulke
Hannukah in Las Vegas
Eight swingin' nights
The Baruch Atah Adonai blessing
Is sung by a showgirl choir
When it's time to light the candles each night
Penn & Teller set them on fire
All the yentas make stops, at the Forum Shops
And the tzimmes is made with Carrot Tops
Hannukah in Las Vegas
Try the lambchops
(Aleph, Bet, Gimel, Dalet)
Moses went to the Luxor
To shoot craps with Pharaoh
As he rolled the dice, he said real nice
Let my people Yo!
The cantors are playing poker
They use chocolate coins for chips
All the rabbis bet, on dreidel roulette
And the casino moyel takes tips
Hannukah in Las Vegas
It's a real gelt trip!
Well, the shamash here is The Stratosphere
And David Copperfield makes the latkes disappear
Hannukah in Las Vegas
Mazeltov
Sammy's watching from above
I said Hannukah in Las Vegas
What's not to love
HANNUKAH IN LAS VEGAS (original song by RICHARD CHEESE) written by Mark Jonathan Davis, published by IdeatownUSA Recordings (ASCAP), (C) Copyright 2006, 2013 Ideatown Entertainment / MJD.
www.richardcheese.com
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I Was Drunk
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I WAS DRUNK by Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine
I was drunk when I wrote this
I was drunk when I wrote this
I was drunk when I wrote this
I wrote this song when I was drunk
I was drunk when I sang this
I was drunk when I sang this
I was drunk when I sang this
I sang this when I was drunk
I was drunk when I released this
I was drunk when I released this
I was drunk when I released this
I released this because I was drunk
You were drunk when you bought this
You were drunk when you bought this
You were drunk when you bought this
When you bought this you must have been drunk
I wrote this when I was drunk
Lyrics by Mark Jonathan Davis
Music by Noel Melanio & Mark Jonathan Davis
Published by IdeatownUSA Recordings (ASCAP)
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Denver Airport Song
03:24
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"The doors are closing"
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Song For Adult Film
01:54
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My Microphone Is Broken
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Richard Cheese Las Vegas, Nevada
Webstore: shop.richardcheese.com
America's loudest lounge singer Richard Cheese performs swingin' Vegas versions
of rock and rap songs, "swankifying" popular Top40 hits into retro vocal standards. Since 2000, Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine have released 30 albums and sold millions of CDs/LPs/downloads. Viva La Queso! INFO: www.richardcheese.com
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