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"Snappier Than Ever: The Original Songs" (2021)

by Richard Cheese

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Let's Lounge 02:29
Richard Cheese's 2011 CD "A Lounge Supreme" features another all-new ORIGINAL song written by Richard Cheese, "LET'S LOUNGE." Here are the lyrics: LET'S LOUNGE by Richard Cheese Well, there's trouble brewin' all around Crime is up and the dollar's down The sea is black and the air is brown And the meter is in the red Here's the message I'm deliverin' If this mean old world that we're livin' in Makes you feel like givin' in Well I say, yes, go ahead! Let's Lounge, that's my battle cry Let's Lounge, don't even try Let's Lounge, no more thinkin' Let's Lounge, just keep drinkin' Leave your troubles laying around Get up, Sit down, and Let's Lounge Your beer is warm and your steak is cool You're losing sleep and you're failing school Your immediate supervisor is a tool Life can drive you up the wall You starve and strive and slave and sweat You try so hard, but nowhere you get But do not fight, and do not fret Why stand when you can fall? Let's Lounge, drop the ball Let's Lounge, cancel that wakeup call Let's Lounge, life can be fair Let's Lounge, if you don't care Leave your troubles laying around Get up, Sit down, and Let's Lounge Everyone's after that pot of gold But I bet it weighs a ton It may be customary to seek a bowl of cherries But fill mine with Ketel One So if your lady's loose and your money's tight If you're in a tunnel without a light Here's a phrase for you to recite But don't bother singin' it right Let's Lounge, fill up your glass Let's Lounge, get on your ass Let's Lounge, buy three TV's Let's Lounge, listen to Richard Cheese Leave your troubles laying around Get up, Sit down, and Let's Lounge Give your worries the brush and we'll paint the town Get up, Sit down and Let's Lounge LET'S LOUNGE by RICHARD CHEESE & LOUNGE AGAINST THE MACHINE from the album "A LOUNGE SUPREME" WRITTEN BY MARK JONATHAN DAVIS & NOEL MELANIO PUBLISHED BY IDEATOWNUSA RECORDINGS AND ASIAN BOSS MUSIC (ASCAP) (C) COPYRIGHT 2009 IDEATOWN ENTERTAINMENT / RICHARD CHEESE / MJD www.richardcheese.com
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"DRINK TO HAWAII" SONG LYRICS DRINK TO HAWAII Written by Mark Jonathan Davis and Sage Guyton. Published by IdeatownUSA Recordings (ASCAP). © Copyright 2009 Mark Jonathan Davis / Johnny Aloha I've been thirsting for an island vacation But I can't afford the airline reservation So I'll use my imagination To make the trip come true, I'll take a sip or two Of tropical libation... I'll take a Chi Chi, to Waikiki And a Zombie, to Ka'anapaali I'll use a Mai Tai, to get to Kauai I'll ride a Hurricane, to Lanikai I'll drink a Lava Flow, And dream of old Hilo Make it a Blue Hawaiian 'Cause I'm not in Waimanalo Oh yes, I guess that I'll just drink to Hawaii And taste paradise on my lips Oh well, I think I'll have to drink to Hawaii Since I can't afford the trips I'll fly a Pina Colada, to Ala Moana And a Bahama Mama, to Ka'a'awa A Planters Punch, to Hanauma Bay I'll go with Dr. Funk, to the Hana Highway Thanks to a Scorpion Bowl, I'll see the Halona Blow Hole And with a Pineapple Passion, I'll meet a gal from Dole Oh yes, I guess that I'll just drink to Hawaii And taste paradise on my lips I think I'll have to drink to Hawaii Since I can't afford the trips To Kapalua there's a Puka Puka carrying me I'll climb Diamond Head with a Daiquiri I'll sail a Navy Grog to Pearl City I'll take a Lychee Martini to my Molokini wahine Oh yes, I guess I'll have to drink to Hawaii And taste paradise on my lips I say let's all drink to Hawaii Since we can't afford the trips Oh no I can't afford the trips Since I can't afford the trips I'll drink to Hawaii DRINK TO HAWAII by JOHNNY ALOHA from the album "JOHNNY ALOHA: LAVAPALOOZA" Written by Mark Jonathan Davis and Sage Guyton. Published by IdeatownUSA Recordings (ASCAP). © Copyright 2009 Johnny Aloha / Ideatown Entertainment / MJD Johnny Aloha is a trademark. All rights reserved.
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"I Love Boobies" by Richard Cheese Lyrics by Kristen Wiig, Annie Mumolo, and Mark Jonathan Davis. "Good evening! I'm Richard Cheese, thank you. here's a little tune i wrote with my bosom buddies Barb & Star..." What I really, really love as I Look around this place Are all the sets of boobies And I want them in my face "Hello boobies!" I love boobies I love gazongas I love knockers And chimichangas I love melons, and bon-bons, and winnebagos I'll take a big chest of shirt potatoes 'Cause I love boobs (piano solo) I love boobies I love ti-ti's A couple yabbos And dos chi-chi's Jumblies and jigglers, fun bags and cans If you've got a breast, let me give you a hand Hooters and jugs and galactic probes This song should win at least two Golden Globes 'Cause I love boobs And irish draperies I love boobs I'm talkin' ta-ta's I love boobs I'm bonkers for honkers I love boobs Thanks for the mammaries I love boobs! © Copyright 2021 Lionsgate / Coverage Records / Richard Cheese / Mark Jonathan Davis
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CHRISTMAS IN LAS VEGAS 2013 by Richard Cheese Christmas in Las Vegas Decorate your tree with chips Let's roll a yo beneath the mistletoe While that angel strips Rudolph sold the sled, now he's betting on red In a casino made out of gingerbread Christmas in Las Vegas It's a trip! The wise men are rolling sevens The elves are doubling down Light a candle, and pull the handle I love that jingling sound Every showgirl and boy ride in a sleigh of joy Pulled by eight tiny tigers eating Siegfried & Roy Christmas in Las Vegas What a town! Santa brought me two aces I wonder if I should split? Hey waitress, bring me a drink, while I think What would Jesus hit? The strip lights are all twinkling There's no room at the inn But because 'tis the season They'll comp a suite for Mary at the Wynn! Christmas in Las Vegas It's Bethlehem with Bling! Let's hope the dealer brings four newborn kings 'Cause my baby needs a brand new pair of five golden rings Christmas in Las Vegas really swings! Cha cha cha ching I said Christmas in Las Vegas Really really swings! CHRISTMAS IN LAS VEGAS (original song by RICHARD CHEESE) written by Mark Jonathan Davis, published by IdeatownUSA Recordings (ASCAP), (C) Copyright 2006, 2013 Ideatown Entertainment / MJD.
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THE FRIDAY SONG by Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine written by Rob Izenberg and Mark Jonathan Davis Monday I've got the go to work blues By Tuesday my job makes me want to snooze Wednesday the boss starts busting my hump And Thursday I'm in that work week slump But on Friday when the whistle blows at five It means the weekend has finally arrived Oh Friday (Friday!) Thank God you're here (Thank God, Thank God you're here!) You're better than Christmas You're my favorite day of the year "Here's a verse for the kids..." Five days a week I sit in school Gettin' a daily dose of the golden rule I try to stay awake so I will pass But those teachers are a pain in the class So on Friday when they ring that final bell I'm ready to raise some h-e-l-l Oh Friday (Friday!) Thank God you're here (Thank God, Thank God you're here!) You're better than Christmas You're my favorite day of the year Yeah, St. Patty's is fun, and so is Turkey Day And I'm a big fan of Superbowl Sunday But keep your Valentines, Halloweens, and Fourths of July The best D-A-Y starts with F-R-I So when the real world starts gettin' me down I think of that day that's comin' around Friday is here to set me free It's the greatest day in history If you want the weekend to get here soon Listen to Richard Cheese and sing this tune Oh Friday (Friday!) Thank God you're here (Thank God, Thank God you're here!) You're better than Christmas You're my favorite day of the year It's not Monday (not Wednesday!) Not Tuesday (not Sunday!) Not Wednesday (not Tuesday!) Not Thursday (not Monday!) It's Friday (Friday!) Thank God you're here It's not New Year's, or Earth Day It's better than payday and your birthday It's Friday (Friday!) Thank God you're here (Friday!) "The Friday Song" lyrics by Rob Izenberg and Mark Jonathan Davis, music by Rob Izenberg, published by 660AM MUSIC (ASCAP) and IDEATOWNUSA RECORDINGS (ASCAP), (C) Copyright 2015 Richard Cheese / Mark Jonathan Davis. lyrics.markjonathandavis.com
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VACCINE DADDY Lyrics by Mark Jonathan Davis Music by Noel Melanio & Mark Jonathan Davis HEY BABY HAS THE VIRUS GOT YOU AFRAID MASKS YOU'VE WORN AND HOME YOU'VE STAYED IF THE PANDEMIC HAS GOT YOU LONESOME AND BLUE WELL HONEY I'VE GOT THE REMEDY FOR YOU OTHER BOYS MIGHT BUY YOU DIAMONDS AND PEARLS BUT I KNOW WHAT'S ON THE MIND OF ALL THE GIRLS I HAVE SOMETHING YOU NEED, I'VE GOT WHAT YOU WANT LET THE REST STAND IN LINE, I'LL GET YOU TO THE FRONT I'M YOUR VACCINE DADDY I'VE GOT THE CONNECTIONS VACCINE DADDY TO GET YOU YOUR INJECTIONS VACCINE DADDY I'M GONNA TREAT ALL YOUR TROUBLES VACCINE DADDY AND HEY MY DOSES ARE DOUBLES NO MORE NIGHTS OF ISOLATION YOU'RE GONNA DIG MY BIG INOCULATION VACCINE DADDY LET ME EXAMINE YOU AND CHECK IF YOU'RE WARM I CAN SEE YOU'VE PROPERLY FILLED OUT YOUR FORM TAKE OFF YOUR COAT AND ROLL UP YOUR SHIRT ALL THE GALS WILL TELL YOU THAT IT DOESN'T HURT MY SHARP IS SHARP, MY SYRINGE GOES DEEP MY HYPODERMIC'S LONGER THAN A CVS RECEIPT I'VE GOT A LITTLE PAD WITH SOME ALCOHOL AND ONCE MY NEEDLE'S IN, IN LOVE YOU'LL FALL WITH YOUR VACCINE DADDY YOUR SYMPTOMS WON'T WORSEN YOUR VACCINE DADDY AFTER SOME OF MY NURSIN' YOUR VACCINE DADDY NO ONE'S BETTER VACCINE DADDY WITH A SUPER SPREADER TONIGHT PLEASE INVITE ME UP YOUR SLEEVE IF YOU'RE ANTI-VAX, I'LL MAKE YOU BELIEVE VACCINE DADDY I'M GONNA JAB YOU, AND STICK YOU AND POKE YOU, AND PRICK YOU I'VE GOT A LOLLIPOP YOU CAN LICK, TOO AND I BROUGHT A LITTLE BAND-AID FOR YOUR SHOULDER TO STICK TO PFIZER? I HARDLY KNOW HER! GET A LOAD OF MY JOHNSON & JOHNSON! NOW LISTEN UP BABY IF YOU LIKED WHAT YOU GOT THEN COME AGAIN FOR ANOTHER SHOT AND BRING ALL YOUR GIRLFRIENDS, I'LL FIND THEM A SLOT I KEEP MY VIALS COLD AND MY PATIENTS HOT HE'S YOUR VACCINE DADDY I'LL TURN ON THE CHARM YOUR VACCINE DADDY FOR YOUR UPPER ARM HE'S YOUR VACCINE DADDY WE'LL BE IMMUNIZIN' VACCINE DADDY TIL THE SUN IS RISIN' MY DIAGNOSIS IS I LOVE YOU A LOT AND YOUR INJECTION SITE IS MY FAVORITE SPOT VACCINE DADDY -- VACCINE DADDY LYRICS BY MARK JONATHAN DAVIS; MUSIC BY NOEL MELANIO AND MARK JONATHAN DAVIS; PUBLISHED BY IDEATOWN U.S.A. RECORDINGS (ASCAP). FOR MORE ORIGINAL SONGS, VISIT LYRICS.MARKJONATHANDAVIS.COM
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"BABY STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME" by Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine Is your pulse racing? Do your toes curl? Is your temperature rising? I've got bad news girl You have the most beautiful face I've ever seen But statistically you've probably got Covid19 So baby stay the fuck away from me I have a passion for distancing socially And as much as I love you, I'm gonna keep upwind of you Baby stay the fuck away from me I miss your soft kisses and your tender embraces But we can't 69 with masks on our faces I long to suck your spit and put my fingers in your mouth like I used to do But speaking clinically that would put me in the ICU So baby stay the fuck away from me Or else you'll be my ex permanently And as much as I love you, I'm fine with just a picture of you Baby stay the fuck away from me You know that I love you, when I masturbate I'll be thinking of you Baby stay the fuck away from me (C) Copyright 2020 Richard Cheese / Mark Jonathan Davis / World Art Supply Lyrics by Mark Jonathan Davis Music by Mark Jonathan Davis & Noel Melanio Published by IdeatownUSA Recordings (ASCAP) lyrics.markjonathandavis.com
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VEGAS ON MY MIND by Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, I'm Richard Cheese, thank you. You know, I've been dreaming about a little town out Nevada way. And even when I can't be there, I still think about it every day...." Every day my brain goes on a trip All roads lead me to the strip You say potato, I say chips I've got Vegas on my mind I only buy cherries in a set of three A baby diaper means craps to me Adele's 21 album? That's blackjack! See? I've got Vegas on my mind I watch "Full House," I shop at Ace Hardware And every 7-Eleven is nice When I see an onion My immediate thought is dice A plastic fork dispenser is a slot machine My salads are Caesars, I wear Lucky Jeans And that's where you'll find a hard seventeen I've got Vegas on my mind (instrumental break) When I see a hubcap I think roulette The elevator buttons are a keno bet And there's a royal flush in my toilet I've got Vegas on my mind My chest X-ray shows prime ribs I've got a Flamingo in my yard My fireplace has a poker And when I can't fall asleep, I count cards I'll buy a cozy casino just for me and you I can't wait to see that deluxe strip view Tonight my credit score is 702 I've got Vegas on my mind I've got an itch To get rich I've got Vegas on my mind -- (C) Copyright 2020 Richard Cheese / Mark Jonathan Davis / World Art Supply Lyrics by Mark Jonathan Davis Music by Noel Melanio & Mark Jonathan Davis Published by IdeatownUSA Recordings (ASCAP)
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HANNUKAH IN LAS VEGAS by Richard Cheese Hannukah in Las Vegas It's a festival of neon lights Bet a dollar, and eat some challah The strip is kosher tonight There's a menorah, on the Tropicana And a stripper wearing just a yarmulke Hannukah in Las Vegas Eight swingin' nights The Baruch Atah Adonai blessing Is sung by a showgirl choir When it's time to light the candles each night Penn & Teller set them on fire All the yentas make stops, at the Forum Shops And the tzimmes is made with Carrot Tops Hannukah in Las Vegas Try the lambchops (Aleph, Bet, Gimel, Dalet) Moses went to the Luxor To shoot craps with Pharaoh As he rolled the dice, he said real nice Let my people Yo! The cantors are playing poker They use chocolate coins for chips All the rabbis bet, on dreidel roulette And the casino moyel takes tips Hannukah in Las Vegas It's a real gelt trip! Well, the shamash here is The Stratosphere And David Copperfield makes the latkes disappear Hannukah in Las Vegas Mazeltov Sammy's watching from above I said Hannukah in Las Vegas What's not to love HANNUKAH IN LAS VEGAS (original song by RICHARD CHEESE) written by Mark Jonathan Davis, published by IdeatownUSA Recordings (ASCAP), (C) Copyright 2006, 2013 Ideatown Entertainment / MJD. www.richardcheese.com
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I Was Drunk 01:04
I WAS DRUNK by Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine I was drunk when I wrote this I was drunk when I wrote this I was drunk when I wrote this I wrote this song when I was drunk I was drunk when I sang this I was drunk when I sang this I was drunk when I sang this I sang this when I was drunk I was drunk when I released this I was drunk when I released this I was drunk when I released this I released this because I was drunk You were drunk when you bought this You were drunk when you bought this You were drunk when you bought this When you bought this you must have been drunk I wrote this when I was drunk Lyrics by Mark Jonathan Davis Music by Noel Melanio & Mark Jonathan Davis Published by IdeatownUSA Recordings (ASCAP)
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RICHARD CHEESE & LOUNGE AGAINST THE MACHINE
"SNAPPIER THAN EVER: THE ORIGINAL SONGS"

A new digital compilation album featuring Richard Cheese's most popular *original* songs from his 21-year recording career!


Album released July 30, 2021!

Parental Advisory. Explicit Content.


Also available on CD at shop.richardcheese.com

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released July 30, 2021

(C) Copyright 2000-2021 Richard Cheese / Coverage Records / World Art Supply

All songs published by Ideatown Music Publishing.

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America's loudest lounge singer Richard Cheese performs swingin' Vegas versions of rock and rap songs, "swankifying" popular Top40 hits into retro vocal standards. Since 2000, Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine have released 30 albums and sold millions of CDs/LPs/downloads. Viva La Queso! INFO: www.richardcheese.com ... more

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